Welcome to the Swamp Temple

I couldn’t ask for a greater, more righteous god than Shrek. He has blessed my life with happiness layer by layer. He has taught me to check myself before I shrek myself and to love thy fellow brogre.

All those who wish to follow the Church of Shrek will find He welcomes them with open, filthy green sausages.

  Proud brogre of The Church of Shrek


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Put this in your signature if you are proud 
brogre and follower of the great Ogrelord.

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